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The Trump/Epstein files were supposed to have been released on December 19, 2025, just like Trump promised in his campaign. As of this writing, they still have not been released. Let me ease your mind about their potential release date: we are never going to see the Trump/Epstein files. Not now. Not after the next … Read more
In the ongoing distraction campaign to hide the fact that Trump is a child molester whose name is all over the Epstein files, the Turd Reich’s ICE Gestapo has now taken to murdering American citizens. The woman who was shot and killed in the Minnesota incident on January 7, 2026 was 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. … Read more
For years, conservatives have wailed about the radical left like it’s a secret cabal meeting in an Antifa basement. According to the right, Democrats, liberals, progressives, and your aunt who brings hummus to potlucks are all part of the same terrifying socialist hive mind. This story has been repeated so often that it’s practically a … Read more
In the coming months, you’ll be hearing a familiar word echoed across podiums, talk shows, and social feeds: unity. It will be offered as a balm, a shortcut, and a moral high ground. Calls to “bridge the divide” will be framed as pragmatic, even noble. But Cascadians should listen carefully, because not all appeals to … Read more
Morals have become a thing of the past in the United States. Electing Deranged Donnie Dotard once was a warning sign. Electing him twice signals a deeper problem: a nation drifting away from any shared moral foundation and unable to correct its own political misfires. While the majority of American voters do not support him, … Read more
Here in the Republic of Cascadia, people have gotten used to strange headlines wafting up from the rest of the continent like smoke from a burning democracy. But even here, where political satire practically counts as a regional export, the announcement that Donald Trump has been awarded a FIFA “peace prize” hit peak absurdity. The … Read more
In the Republic of Cascadia, nobody is surprised anymore when the Cheeto Child Molester tries to redirect blame the moment his own decisions catch up with it. The latest attempt to shove Admiral Frank M. Bradley under the nearest bus is just another episode in a long-running series of political damage control moves masquerading as … Read more
An independent Cascadia is becoming more and more of a possibility as America continues its downfall under the Turd Reich. The Republic of Cascadia stands as a working model for what a sane, humane, ecologically grounded society can look like, while the United States basically plows full steam ahead into a brick wall. As federal … Read more
Swastikas, for those of us who aren’t poorly educated, are associated with the Nazi Party. For residents of the Republic of Cascadia, watching events unfold in the United States often feels like observing a neighbor’s house smolder while the family inside insists everything is perfectly normal. The recent decision by the U.S. Coast Guard to … Read more
The Uniform Code of Military Justice is the code by which all of the members of the armed services of the United States must abide. When a political figure starts screaming that reminding military personnel of their legal obligations is “SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH,” the alarms should be blaring in every functioning democracy. When … Read more